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Codey’s World

Presents:

2009 Halloween Skit 01

 

Featuring the Voices of:

Ben W. Blue ~ As Sergei
and DesDownUnder ~ As Boris

 

Written By Ben W. Blue. Email Codey’s World: webguys@codeysworld.com
Copyright © 2009 By Codey’s World. All Rights Reserved.
(This means you, you bloodsucker! Bwahaha!)

 

Sound Effect[01]: Spooky Classical Organ:

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor BMV 565

Johann Sebastian Bach; (Or Similar)

Sound Effect[02]: Wolf Howl;

Sound Effect[03]: Bats Flapping Wings;

Sound Effect[04]: Bats Squeaking;

SERGEI[01]: Hey Boris, vaht do you think about this?

BORIS[01]: About vaht, Sergei?

SERGEI[02]: About THIS? It’s my costume for Halloween.

BORIS[02]: But Sergei, you’re not vehring anythink.

SERGEI[03]: (Enthusiastic) Yes, isn’t it great? I’m going as myself!

BORIS[03]: How...eerie.... I like it. Very vell, I shall do the same. Turn around, Sergei...

Sound Effect[05]: Bat wings flutter;

SERGEI[04]: (Unsure) Okay.

Sound Effect[06]: Bat wings flutter;

BORIS[05]: ...No peeking. – And stop flapping your vings.

Sound Effect[07]: Zipper;

Sound Effect[08]: Squishy Sounds;

BORIS[06]: Okay, now you can look.

Sound Effect[09]: Bat wings flutter;

Sound Effect[10]: Bat squeak;

SERGEI[09]: ACK!!

Sound Effect[11]: Male Scream; (For comedic effect)

SERGEI[10]: How horrible! How chilling!

BORIS[10]: You really like it?

Sound Effect[12]: Bwahaha! (Evil Laugh, melodramatic)

SERGEI[11]: Yes, yes, Boris.

BORIS[11]: It’s the real me!

SERGEI[12]: Boris, you’re even more hideous than I imagined! You look mah-velous!

BORIS[12]: Vhy, thank you!

Sound Effect[13]: Bwahaha! (Evil Laugh #01; 2 different; melodramatic)

Sound Effect[14]: Bwahaha! (Evil Laugh #02; 2 different; melodramatic)

BORIS[13]: Hey, Sergei?

SERGEI[14]: Yes, Boris?

BORIS[14]: You really AREN’T vehring anythink, are you?

SERGEI[15]: Not a think.

BORIS[15]: I think I like it.

Sound Effect[15]: Wolf Howl; (Long extended.)

SERGEI[16]: (Uncertainly) Boris?

BORIS[16]: Vhat, Sergei?

SERGEI[17]: How do I look? Is it scary enough?

BORIS[17]: Vhy, Sergei, it is the scariest think of all. You look...human!

Sound Effect[16]: Bat Squeak!

SERGEI[18]: (Sniffles.) Don’t say such thinks.

BORIS[18]: Ah, but it is true. Showing the real me is the scariest think of all.

SERGEI[19]: Yeah. Do you think it’s too much?

BORIS[19]: No vay, Sergei. They can run avay or toward you.

SERGEI[20]: I s’pose. Okay, let’s go. The night’s chillin’.

BORIS[20]: It VAHZ a bit of a draft.

SERGEI[21] and

BORIS[21]: Happy Halloween from Codey’s World and Friends!

Sound Effect[17]: Bats squeaking; (Like laughter)

Sound Effect[18]: Thunder;

Sound Effect[19]: Intro chords from Classical Organ piece;

Sound Effect[20]: Musical Chord, “Ta-Da!” To signal the end.